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Thursday, July 11, 2013

WARNING: TMI Post Ahead

So, after some convincing on my last post, I've decided to post an awesomely embarrassing, yet funny, TMI story. I will warn you. Although the story is funny, it's kind of gross, so any of you ladies dealing with morning sickness might want to skip. I won't blame you.

Ever since moving into our house, my hubby and I have taken to showering together. It saves money, and sometimes they turn more into the getting dirty variety instead of the getting clean variety if you know what I mean. But in all seriousness, we have some of our best conversations in the shower, probably because I can ask those hard-hitting questions while he's shampooing and can't run away.

Anyways, on Sunday night, the first full day of Aunt Flo's visit, Keegan and I decided to hop in the shower before heading off to bed. We're talking and soaping up when all of a sudden, I feel a clot slide down my leg and under my foot. Unfortunately I do clot a lot when on my period so I wasn't worried, but this one was huge!

I look up at Keegan in horror, but he hasn't noticed anything, thank goodness. I try and push the clot towards the drain to hide the evidence, but it just wouldn't go away! Thankfully Keegan was done with his shower and needed to hop out and shave, so I kindly pushed him out suggested he go do just that.

So, the moral of the story? No more sexy showers while Aunt Flo is in town.

10 comments:

  1. haahaha! this has also DEFINITELY happened to me!!
    i absolutely love our shower times. weve kept this up during the pregnancy tho no sexy time because theres no room and i agree - it is SUCH great quality time!!
    i am a big clotter as well. DAH!

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    1. I'm glad I'm not the only one! Who would have thought that some of our best talks would have happened in the shower?

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  2. Ahhhhh!! Good thing he didn't notice!! :)

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    1. I know, right? Even though we're super close and he knows everything about my lady bits (and I'm sure more than he wants to know,) I would have been mortified if he had noticed. Although, he reads my blog, so I guess he knows now!

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  3. LOL! I think the only thing better than Keegan not seeing it is Keegan finding out about it via blogger =P So funny!

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  4. Oh my gosh! Ha ha! Yeah....that would be embarrassing. Good thing he didn't notice. Something like that would probably make my husband vomit. He doesn't even like when I talk about my period.

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  5. That is too funny! Thanks for sharing!

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  6. Not nearly as gross as I was expecting, but still funny. Thanks for making us smile!

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  7. Yeah, that would be why I wear a tampon when I shower!!

    Bear and I shower together when we don't have the kids in the morning, but the bigger awkward time we have is the question of then when do I shave, because that is SO not sexy!

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    1. I usually shave once Keegan gets out to shave his face in front of the mirror. That way, we can continue our conversation, but he doesn't have to see all the yoga moves I have to do to reach the back of my legs!

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